How to Make Google-Ade

By Carl Weiss


Having been a long distance bicycle racer in my youth, one of the first hard won lessons learned was that without proper nutrition and hydration you weren’t going to complete, let alone win many races.  Pedaling for all your worth for 100 miles at a go takes a lot out of the body, no matter how young that body might be.  After running in the back of the pack for my first few races I started taking note as to what the top racers were ingesting both before and during a race.  What I quickly learned was that while you can burn upwards of 5,000 calories during a century race, the last thing you wanted your body doing during the race was digesting solid food.  That in itself takes a lot of energy.  So the secret weapon that propelled me from the back to the front of the pack were hi-calorie energy shakes before the race followed by several bottles of Gatorade during the race.

So why the impromptu lesson on sports nutrition, you ask?  Just as in the world of bicycle racing, when it comes to being a power player online, to the swift goes the race.  By that I mean that if you want to get the 800 lb gorilla in the room named Google to feed you, then you have to feed the gorilla what he wants to eat.  For those new to the game, the gorilla is a picky eater.  Of course with 68% of the search market, he can afford to be.  So what I am going to show you below is the one formula that is proven to please even the pickiest of simian appetites.  For want of a better term, we will refer to this beverage as Google-Ade.

First of all, we’ll start off with a mixture that is 80% content-driven.  The gorilla likes a lot of roughage.  Just because you have Blogger, Google+ and YouTube accounts, that doesn’t mean that the gorilla is going to like you if you only post once in a blue moon.  Face it, an 800 lb gorilla has a healthy appetite.  If you want him to feed you (ie give you page 1 position), then you have to feed him regularly.  The formula that seems to work best at present is to blog weekly, post a video at least bi-weekly and Google+ every day.

I know what you’re thinking.  “That’s a whole lot of bananas.  How am I going to come up with enough food to keep a gorilla sated?”  The answer is easier than you think if you plan in advance.  


Vlogging to the Rescue

When it comes to creating more the occasional video, Video Blogging (otherwise known as vlogging) can be your best friend.  All it takes is a little bit of preparation to write a few talking points down.  Then you can have a discussion with your audience about any topic that hits your fancy. (Below is a vlog done by our own Hector the Connector that tells you the 10 things you need to avoid when making a sixty second presentation.)  

You can shoot the video using the camera built into your laptop.  You can shoot it using your smartphone.  If you want to give it better than average production value, place a green sheet behind you and alter the background to one more interesting than your bookshelves.  Green screen technology is built into even the most rudimentary of post production software.  

However you produce it, the trick to must-see-web-TVis to make these videos short (1-2minute) and to post them every week or so.  Better yet, shoot four of them at a go and then stream one to your audience every week.  Make sure you optimize the videos when uploading them to YouTube by including high-value keywords in your titles and description.



Google is Gaga for Blogs

In fact the gorilla is so crazy about blogs that he owns one called Blogger.  What most people don’t realize is that one of the fastest ways to jump onto page 1 of Google is via blog.  It isn’t at all unusual for a properly optimized blogpost to jump from Blogger onto page one in less than a week.  Again, you have to make sure that your post isn’t just a wad of words.  Crafting a blog is one of the tricks of the trade you will need to learn in order to use this tactic effectively. 

Rule Number One: A blog is not an ad.  The last thing your audience wants to read is a pitch for your latest product or service.  What they want to read are things that will solve problems, timely tips, or copy that makes them laugh.  Just like the gorilla, you need to please the crowd if you are going to make blogging pay off.

Mine the News Feeds for Gorilla Snacks

One of the easiest ways to have the gorilla eating out of your hand is to use Google+ on a daily basis.  That doesn’t mean that you need to craft a new post each and every day.  Far from it.  One of the tactics that I use to great success is to mine the news feeds for information that would be of interest to my audience.  How do I do that?  On iGoogle there is a tab that reads, “News.”  The news is then broken into categories listed on the left hand column.  Once you click on a category, a list of sub categories will be displayed.  All you have to do is find a topic of interest, click over to the story and then share it on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and Google+ at the push of a button.   I mean, what could be better than using Google+ to help you feed Google? 



Cross-Platform Means Doubling Your Pleasure

Another power tactic is to cross one platform with another.  Don’t forget to embed your vlog in your blog.  Don’t neglect to post your blogs and your videos on your social nets.  They don’t call it Mixed Media for nothing.  Just as with great scotch, Google-Ade tastes best when blended.

A Pinch of This and a Dash of That

While optimizing your website is still one way to generating results on the world’s most popular search engine, it isn’t the only way to generate the desired result.  (Not to mention that making Google-Ade is a great way to enhance your SEO.)  Personally, my goal is not to be on page one of Google.  My aim is to have multiple links on page one.  I don’t want to simply see my website on a high value keyword.  I want my website, my video, my blogpost and a social post or two to be found there too.  The trick to doing that is to give the gorilla a five course feast that he can’t ignore.  Because when it comes down to it, what do you feed an 800 lb gorilla?  Anything he wants.

When he isn’t cooking up online marketing tactics, Carl Weiss also cooks up good eats on his Man Cave Munchies web TV series on YouTube.  His online marketing sites include W Squared Media Group, Jacksonville Video Production and Club W Cubed.  He can also be heard every Tuesday at 4pm Eastern on BlogTalkRadio. 

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